Life is short, you meet many people!
Some are good, Some are bad!
Some are pretty, Some are ugly!
Some stays for short, Some stays long!
Some give you moments which you carry on!
Some are special each to their own!
Some just whine to carry on!
Don’t know why I wrote these lines,
Which neither has meaning nor rhyme!
Mar 24, 2010
Mar 19, 2010
Who is slower Scanner or Computer
Today I tried in vain for 45 minutes to make my manager understand that its not the new scanner which is taking 15 minutes to scan a page but the old computer! he would continue to argue that scanner speed is not related to PC and hence a scan should be completed in 5 minutes flat! after 45 minutes of intense discussion i had to resign and say "sir if you try a 100 cc bike to go uphill...can it go as fast as it would do on a plain road" after puzzling for about 20 seconds his answer was No.
I said "Exactly" and came out of his room!
I said "Exactly" and came out of his room!
Mar 2, 2010
Entangled Hairs
Usually when I write something, I first write the content and then give it a title. may be that’s because all the stuff which I have put on my blog, is a result of my direct personal experiences, however this time its other way around. so this Story "Entangled Hair" comes from a very different perspective, it’s based on conversations I m am having with this so damn confused, reticent yet unsubmissive and awesome girl. But before I start the story of "Entangled Hairs" let me give you folks a little background.
Ever since I broke up (read "got dumped", ha that is so in your face statement) with my ex girlfriend, I have been slipping in and out of depression till very recently. All the stuff happening around me was happening so fast that I literally was at center of all the mayhem. I didn’t changed a single bit, and yet suddenly all my health wealth and friends are gone, my lifestyle changes, my reaction to world becomes so damn confused that I just couldn’t take it anymore. I didn’t even had the time to sit down and think about how fast things were changing around me. whenever I was in depression (which happened several times), I didn’t met many people, locked myself into a shell, and closed my eyes so as to avoid any outer world connection, and whenever I came out of depression (which incidentally also happened exactly the same number of time as did my getting into depression), I would go out and celebrate as if life would always be that exciting. However that lost connection was nowhere to be found. I met many girls in between, from different backgrounds and strata of society, which resulted in nothing but increased number of friends and scraps on Facebook & orkut.
And then out of nowhere I met with this oh "so damn confused, reticent yet un-submissive and awesome girl."
well, now for the rest of this story let me call this girl "Reverence"
Reverence too like me has been at center of change in her life very recently and she was at so venerable stage when we two got introduced through a common friend. Let’s call him Need. Need introduced Reverence to me, and we exchanged numbers and boy did we talked. Somehow things felt really lighter in our lives (though I have to confirm this part with Reverence, but for now let’s assume Things indeed were lighter). I realized that I found my lost connection in few initial conversations, and then I asked her out for what would later turn out to be an "entangling Date"
I picked her from a certain place, and till that moment haven’t decided where exactly I am going to take her. I decided let the road guide us, and I kept on taking random turns wherever traffic was jammed. so for an hour or so, she is having this ride of her life, and then we realized that we haven’t really gone anywhere, all those random turns took us to nowhere but to a point which was like a stone’s distance from our rendezvous point. But at-least we had finally found a place where we could sit and have a nice little conversation. However best part is neither the ride nor the conversation, best part is what happened in next day conversation.....
Here is how it went!
"Hey Reverence"
"hey yogesh, wats up"
"Nothing much, just had dinner, walking in a park, whats up with u"
"Well nothing exciting really, have been sleeping for like whole day, aur batao"
"Kuch khas nahin yar, jst thinking of our first date. I really enjoyed yesterday, and would like to take you out again"
"hmmmm"
"Hey BTW did u enjoyed my company"
"Well, ya I did, but my hairs certainly didn’t"
"he he he, whoa!!!!!!!!! aisa to kuch nahin kiya maine ki your hair got entangled"
"maar kahoge tum, bhool gaye, ek ghante tuk jo bike ghumate rahe they!, Yogesh you have no idea, how difficult a bike ride could be for a girl with loose hair"
"Really, hey plz tell me nah wat happened exactly!"
"hmmmm arey yar, when yu dropped me home, I was too tired. so I decided that I wont brush my hair now, bt do it first thing in morning. so today mrng when I woke up, I realised that I do not have shampoo bt only the conditioner. without shampoo conditioner is a total waste, and evening I was too lazy to go down the aprtment and get a shampoo, so I didn’t brushed my hair again, and when I finally combed my hair, I lost so many of dem, that one more ride, and I might become a lookalike of BALD Britney Spears, apart frm that Yday was jst fine, and you r a nice guy Yogesh"
And then this little entangled talk went on and finally ended.
Probably this is not one of my best posts, but I cherish this one because I wrote this for Reverence only. I had promised her, that I would take this story to my blog and I did and yes, how can I forget Moral of the story.
"Never take a girl for a bike ride, with her hair let loose, risk it if you are as awesome as Me!!!!!!!!!!!!"
P.S. Entangled hair can be a real ice breaker; Reverence and I are still doing fine!
P.P.S You know it’s time to hit gym, when even using a pen for writing give you a pain in Arm and wrist!
Ever since I broke up (read "got dumped", ha that is so in your face statement) with my ex girlfriend, I have been slipping in and out of depression till very recently. All the stuff happening around me was happening so fast that I literally was at center of all the mayhem. I didn’t changed a single bit, and yet suddenly all my health wealth and friends are gone, my lifestyle changes, my reaction to world becomes so damn confused that I just couldn’t take it anymore. I didn’t even had the time to sit down and think about how fast things were changing around me. whenever I was in depression (which happened several times), I didn’t met many people, locked myself into a shell, and closed my eyes so as to avoid any outer world connection, and whenever I came out of depression (which incidentally also happened exactly the same number of time as did my getting into depression), I would go out and celebrate as if life would always be that exciting. However that lost connection was nowhere to be found. I met many girls in between, from different backgrounds and strata of society, which resulted in nothing but increased number of friends and scraps on Facebook & orkut.
And then out of nowhere I met with this oh "so damn confused, reticent yet un-submissive and awesome girl."
well, now for the rest of this story let me call this girl "Reverence"
Reverence too like me has been at center of change in her life very recently and she was at so venerable stage when we two got introduced through a common friend. Let’s call him Need. Need introduced Reverence to me, and we exchanged numbers and boy did we talked. Somehow things felt really lighter in our lives (though I have to confirm this part with Reverence, but for now let’s assume Things indeed were lighter). I realized that I found my lost connection in few initial conversations, and then I asked her out for what would later turn out to be an "entangling Date"
I picked her from a certain place, and till that moment haven’t decided where exactly I am going to take her. I decided let the road guide us, and I kept on taking random turns wherever traffic was jammed. so for an hour or so, she is having this ride of her life, and then we realized that we haven’t really gone anywhere, all those random turns took us to nowhere but to a point which was like a stone’s distance from our rendezvous point. But at-least we had finally found a place where we could sit and have a nice little conversation. However best part is neither the ride nor the conversation, best part is what happened in next day conversation.....
Here is how it went!
"Hey Reverence"
"hey yogesh, wats up"
"Nothing much, just had dinner, walking in a park, whats up with u"
"Well nothing exciting really, have been sleeping for like whole day, aur batao"
"Kuch khas nahin yar, jst thinking of our first date. I really enjoyed yesterday, and would like to take you out again"
"hmmmm"
"Hey BTW did u enjoyed my company"
"Well, ya I did, but my hairs certainly didn’t"
"he he he, whoa!!!!!!!!! aisa to kuch nahin kiya maine ki your hair got entangled"
"maar kahoge tum, bhool gaye, ek ghante tuk jo bike ghumate rahe they!, Yogesh you have no idea, how difficult a bike ride could be for a girl with loose hair"
"Really, hey plz tell me nah wat happened exactly!"
"hmmmm arey yar, when yu dropped me home, I was too tired. so I decided that I wont brush my hair now, bt do it first thing in morning. so today mrng when I woke up, I realised that I do not have shampoo bt only the conditioner. without shampoo conditioner is a total waste, and evening I was too lazy to go down the aprtment and get a shampoo, so I didn’t brushed my hair again, and when I finally combed my hair, I lost so many of dem, that one more ride, and I might become a lookalike of BALD Britney Spears, apart frm that Yday was jst fine, and you r a nice guy Yogesh"
And then this little entangled talk went on and finally ended.
Probably this is not one of my best posts, but I cherish this one because I wrote this for Reverence only. I had promised her, that I would take this story to my blog and I did and yes, how can I forget Moral of the story.
"Never take a girl for a bike ride, with her hair let loose, risk it if you are as awesome as Me!!!!!!!!!!!!"
P.S. Entangled hair can be a real ice breaker; Reverence and I are still doing fine!
P.P.S You know it’s time to hit gym, when even using a pen for writing give you a pain in Arm and wrist!
Feb 8, 2010
Mayawati as PM
I was wondering if that happens, then all debates in parliament will be answered in a single line. Issues like
• Oil Above $120 per barrel.
• Inflation @ 13%.
• Unemployment at unprecedented level
• Sensex Going south
Will also be taken care of in a single statement,
“Ye manuwadiyon ki Kartoot hai”
• Oil Above $120 per barrel.
• Inflation @ 13%.
• Unemployment at unprecedented level
• Sensex Going south
Will also be taken care of in a single statement,
“Ye manuwadiyon ki Kartoot hai”
Feb 1, 2010
Forget him, for he has forgotten you!
Forget his name,Forget his face
Forget his kiss and his warm embrace
Forget his love that once was true
Remember now there's someone new...
Forget that you memorized his walk
Forget the way he used to talk
Forget the times he was mad
Remember now he is happy, not sad...
Forget the love that once you shared
Forget the face that once you cared
Forget the times that you went together
Remember now he's gone forever...
Forget the thrill when he passed by
Forget the time he made you cry
Forget the way he spoke your name
Remember how things now are not the same...
Forget you cried the whole night long
Forget the moment when he played your song
Forget how close you were once with him...
Remember now you had deserted him......
Remember the time that went too fast
Forget him, he is part of the past
Forget the dreams that can't come true
Forget him girl, for he has forgotten you...
P.S. Not my Creation....but nevertheless so true for me!
Dont know who is the owner of the poem...but kudos to you buddy...this is so true
Forget his kiss and his warm embrace
Forget his love that once was true
Remember now there's someone new...
Forget that you memorized his walk
Forget the way he used to talk
Forget the times he was mad
Remember now he is happy, not sad...
Forget the love that once you shared
Forget the face that once you cared
Forget the times that you went together
Remember now he's gone forever...
Forget the thrill when he passed by
Forget the time he made you cry
Forget the way he spoke your name
Remember how things now are not the same...
Forget you cried the whole night long
Forget the moment when he played your song
Forget how close you were once with him...
Remember now you had deserted him......
Remember the time that went too fast
Forget him, he is part of the past
Forget the dreams that can't come true
Forget him girl, for he has forgotten you...
P.S. Not my Creation....but nevertheless so true for me!
Dont know who is the owner of the poem...but kudos to you buddy...this is so true
Jan 8, 2010
2009:On a Sad Note
It’s been quite a while,
You haven’t returned & I never really tried.
How did it happened and happened why,
Was that my fate or your desire?
On that Dawn, Did our bodies met, or was that our Soul’s in unison?
I thought our relationship was bright & crimson, But I never realized it was like a dying fire.
You thought that it would never work,
Though Situation was Crystal clear from Day one,
You refused to take heed, and were ready to burn.
Though it’s you who took the jump but it is me who is getting the burns.
The moment of truth came a tad too late,
But impact is like a Tsunami wave.
Come on Yaar, shed your Ego,
There is nothing wrong in making things fall in place!
Just show me that tiny light,
I will make sure that our lives become bright.
It is very hard to imagine life without you.
You ought to have a reason, and valid too!
Otherwise, Connection will remain in place,
Burning me down in an enlightening way!
You haven’t returned & I never really tried.
How did it happened and happened why,
Was that my fate or your desire?
On that Dawn, Did our bodies met, or was that our Soul’s in unison?
I thought our relationship was bright & crimson, But I never realized it was like a dying fire.
You thought that it would never work,
Though Situation was Crystal clear from Day one,
You refused to take heed, and were ready to burn.
Though it’s you who took the jump but it is me who is getting the burns.
The moment of truth came a tad too late,
But impact is like a Tsunami wave.
Come on Yaar, shed your Ego,
There is nothing wrong in making things fall in place!
Just show me that tiny light,
I will make sure that our lives become bright.
It is very hard to imagine life without you.
You ought to have a reason, and valid too!
Otherwise, Connection will remain in place,
Burning me down in an enlightening way!
Jan 4, 2010
Payoff from the Blog
I was wondering, what has all this writing nonsense has brought to me?
here goes the list..
A girl-friend!
A $ 35 cheque from google!
A new year party Sponsered by Bhatti and His friend!!!!!
Sense of a (False) fame around my buddies!
And Truckloads of Satisfaction :)
Happy Blogging :)
here goes the list..
A girl-friend!
A $ 35 cheque from google!
A new year party Sponsered by Bhatti and His friend!!!!!
Sense of a (False) fame around my buddies!
And Truckloads of Satisfaction :)
Happy Blogging :)
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